So, my Deutschen roommate left two days ago and within 8 hours I had another roommate for Cali-Forniaie named Jason, Yeah for putting all the White people together in the same rooms! Yes! White Power! Er, I mean, um..... well, I mean to say is I'm sorry for what I've done to you the reader and your culture.
Ok, smoothed things over with you there quite well if I do say so myself. We also have a whole crap load of Iruunis and Malaysians now, they each count for a quarter of the volunteers. Plus all of the Iranians are girls and thus filled with utter Lunacy. Also another girl from Germany, one from Wales, one from California, and another girl from France, by way of New Caledonia. A new guy from Egypt, some from Saudi Arabia, more Australisans, and some more Indians of course, one of the Canadians is leaving sadly. I went on another trip to Humayan's Tomb and have successfully hooked each and every person on How I Met Your Mother, way to transcend cultural boundaries Romantic Comedy Sitcoms!
The Temple is getting busier and busier but we have more and more volunteers which is awesome. Also, a Shoeroom Club has been started complete with nicknames! Big Bear (or BFG), n-Dawg, Big D, Bruce Lee (or the Chinese Dragon), He-Man, The Sandy Boyz, the Nepali Action Team, The Shervmeister, Bengali-San, and the Rookie.
Awesome times here in India! I'm excited for the rest of the Service and also will be excited to head home! Less than two months now! CRAZY!!!
We're Going To Be Friends
The White Stripes.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Mar.
It's March! And that means Fasting Time for the Baha'is! Super-Happy-Fun-Time!
Also extremely thirsty time, but that's alright, soon however will be a sweet ballin' party at the end of the fast, at which party I will be extremely ballin' in my new Nehru suit. Tailor-Made, it's the best-fitting clothing I've ever bought, only 8,000 rupees! It's like $180 Canadian which is pretty fine for the fabric/labour cost. Also another dude got one, he's from NYC and is named Samir, also he's another Ashraf, his is black, mine is a dark blue. It's getting nice and warm now, Indian Kurtas are awesome for the weather, and also fun to play with. "How I met Your Mother" transcends cultures and boundaries, everyone loves it! Yeah for my favourite TV Show! Also my new plan for travelling after service is to go North, and then South, Amritsar and then to Sri Lanka.
Also, all Arabs are crazy, people from South America have funny accents, Chinese people end every sentence with "Issssss It?", Germans are silly and aggressive, and people from Canada are far too polite.
Long live Old and New Stereotypes! Also, I hate the Indian head bobble, it means yes, no, maybe, F*ck you, Thank you, and everything else you could possibly think of, easily the most retarded gesture in the entire history of human existence.
Peace out, A-Town!
Itch U Can't Skratch, Junior Senior.
Also extremely thirsty time, but that's alright, soon however will be a sweet ballin' party at the end of the fast, at which party I will be extremely ballin' in my new Nehru suit. Tailor-Made, it's the best-fitting clothing I've ever bought, only 8,000 rupees! It's like $180 Canadian which is pretty fine for the fabric/labour cost. Also another dude got one, he's from NYC and is named Samir, also he's another Ashraf, his is black, mine is a dark blue. It's getting nice and warm now, Indian Kurtas are awesome for the weather, and also fun to play with. "How I met Your Mother" transcends cultures and boundaries, everyone loves it! Yeah for my favourite TV Show! Also my new plan for travelling after service is to go North, and then South, Amritsar and then to Sri Lanka.
Also, all Arabs are crazy, people from South America have funny accents, Chinese people end every sentence with "Issssss It?", Germans are silly and aggressive, and people from Canada are far too polite.
Long live Old and New Stereotypes! Also, I hate the Indian head bobble, it means yes, no, maybe, F*ck you, Thank you, and everything else you could possibly think of, easily the most retarded gesture in the entire history of human existence.
Peace out, A-Town!
Itch U Can't Skratch, Junior Senior.
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