Mar.

It's March! And that means Fasting Time for the Baha'is! Super-Happy-Fun-Time!
Also extremely thirsty time, but that's alright, soon however will be a sweet ballin' party at the end of the fast, at which party I will be extremely ballin' in my new Nehru suit. Tailor-Made, it's the best-fitting clothing I've ever bought, only 8,000 rupees! It's like $180 Canadian which is pretty fine for the fabric/labour cost. Also another dude got one, he's from NYC and is named Samir, also he's another Ashraf, his is black, mine is a dark blue. It's getting nice and warm now, Indian Kurtas are awesome for the weather, and also fun to play with. "How I met Your Mother" transcends cultures and boundaries, everyone loves it! Yeah for my favourite TV Show! Also my new plan for travelling after service is to go North, and then South, Amritsar and then to Sri Lanka.
Also, all Arabs are crazy, people from South America have funny accents, Chinese people end every sentence with "Issssss It?", Germans are silly and aggressive, and people from Canada are far too polite.
Long live Old and New Stereotypes! Also, I hate the Indian head bobble, it means yes, no, maybe, F*ck you, Thank you, and everything else you could possibly think of, easily the most retarded gesture in the entire history of human existence.
Peace out, A-Town!

Itch U Can't Skratch, Junior Senior.